Tax and insurance

"A Texas restaurant owner has been sentenced to two years in jail after he was convicted of trying to bribe an IRS agent by offering her free pizza and a job."

When the agent first figured the taxpayer was offering her a bribe, she reported it.

Subsequent conversations were recorded, during which the taxpayer "offered the agent $2,500 and delivered $2,000 in exchange for having his tax liability reduced from $49,000 to around $500. In addition to financial compensation, [he] repeatedly offered the agent pizza from his restaurant as part of the deal."

If she had taken the bribe, that could have led to one heck of an advertising campaign: "Our pizza is so good, people will destroy their careers and go to jail to get it!"

Unfortunately for the owner, I guess the pizza just wasn't good enough.

But hey, at least this guy didn't try to have the agent killed by a hit man named Reaper.